WELCOME to the KINGDOM
of
nikoli varga
born BUDAPEST, hungary,
died
MADIERA, portugal.
LONG LIVE
the triple crown king
the rejected one
he took a cool drag of his cigarette
and looking over, he says,
“meet me at the pearly gates,
so we can rob the joint...
oh yeah, and bring a bottle of gin.”
he wipes the sweat from his forehead, as he confesses,
he wouldn’t mind living in hell...
“i’ve been livin’ it since
she left me,
besides, i’ve always liked the warm weather.”
— N. VARGA [1919]
“he started the VARGAN-ism culture,
we owe it to him...
without Mr. 1919, we’d be vargan-less.”
— NEW YORK TIMES
“he started the VARGAN-ism culture,
we owe it to him...
without Mr. 1919, we’d be vargan-less.”
— NEW YORK TIMES
the LAST monarch of austrIa-huNGary
the eternal one of
1919
the last emperor of austria
the last KING of hungary
the last king OF bohemia
the last prince of
russia
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